Saturday, April 30, 2005

Judas

Every man gets what he wants. I wanted a PhD, and for my sins they gave me one. When it is all over I wont want another.

I would like to use this opportunity to say just how great the academic establishment is in this country. I would also like to praise the wisdom of the research councils. Most of all however I would like to say how much I love the members of the RAS, and that I would love to have all their babies.

I want to tell all dislikers of the RAS to rot.

As of now I abdicate the title of Overlord, and choose to be know forever more as the Mulleted Maestro. My reign of terror has come to an end, and I will use my influence to promote clear and accountable democracy to the eurovision song contest.

Finally I appeal to anyone out there who can lead to the discovery of the identity of the Raw Power Guy to get in touch. Don't let him know we want to make contact however as I am pretty scared just thinking about the guy.

I expect a bit of stick for my complete turn around in opinion, especially from Billy boy, who will probably never speak to me again.

yours unfaithfully,
Mulleted Maestro

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are havin a party

12:54 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blow me!

12:59 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You have been marked for deletion.

Again.

12:59 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome

to the

PhD

Experience!

6:47 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeeeehaah!

10:16 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like it

11:39 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm every woman

6:04 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Och aye the noo

1:03 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always thought that cornflakes look a bit like people.

4:44 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you mambo?

1:45 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to mambo

1:46 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you like my suit? I think the green shows off the blondness of my hair.

12:51 pm  

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