An invitation
A letter came in the post addressed to Billy boy. It was an invitation for him plus one, to a dinner party at a vip house. The great and the good would be there. Charles and Camilla, Carl and Susan Kennedy, Clark Kent and Louis Lane, PJ and Duncan.
Well I am very pleased that Bill invited me.
Billy looks very fetching in a dress, but is stuban about the beard. It was down to me to glam up a bit. I settled on a charming floral Laura Ashley number.
The dinner went very well, we talked about music, particle physics and C&Cs upcoming wedding. All seemed to be going well, the dinner had finished and we expected a pot of tea to round off the evening. To my horror, the host brought out a round of cappocinos. Well we made our excuses and left in rather a hurry.
I don't want to shame my host, by reveling who it was, but I will not be attending future parties at their home.
Hey in my role as rear admiral, I found this article rather amusing.
Bookies brace themselves for Ginger's bottom.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050409/325/ffzm9.html
In other news, Raw Power has come out of hiding and has updated his blog.
Later Bloggers,
Admiral
Well I am very pleased that Bill invited me.
Billy looks very fetching in a dress, but is stuban about the beard. It was down to me to glam up a bit. I settled on a charming floral Laura Ashley number.
The dinner went very well, we talked about music, particle physics and C&Cs upcoming wedding. All seemed to be going well, the dinner had finished and we expected a pot of tea to round off the evening. To my horror, the host brought out a round of cappocinos. Well we made our excuses and left in rather a hurry.
I don't want to shame my host, by reveling who it was, but I will not be attending future parties at their home.
Hey in my role as rear admiral, I found this article rather amusing.
Bookies brace themselves for Ginger's bottom.
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050409/325/ffzm9.html
In other news, Raw Power has come out of hiding and has updated his blog.
Later Bloggers,
Admiral
posted by Overlord Rear Admiral Alan, Master of the Universe at 1:17 pm
8 Comments:
Nothing wrong with cappuccino. Its better than tea, especially for dunking biscuits.
I have also found many faults with tea, including:
tea has come to supply the place of beer; tea is a weaker kind of laudanum (opium); huge cost of tea; waste of time and of the best part of the day.
beer much cheaper than tea; suitable for all but the smallest children; up to five quarts a day enough for all but drunkards.
tea destroys health and causes effeminacy; tea has little of the nutritional value of beer.
tea kills pigs.
tea leads men to idleness; and women to the brothel.
Check out
http://www.quite.com/misc/tea1.htm
Well tea has lead me to idleness. But i am gonna have to bitch-slap the professor for using the d-word.
Anyhow if it was not for tea, these fair ilses would be riddled with pigs.
I shall continue to sing the praises of dunking. I've even found something about the science of dunking at http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s97177.htm;
"...But he did more than just scribble equations - he did experiments, involving gold, a belt-sander, a microscope, an X-ray machine, and sensitive weighing scales. He found that the best dunking time for a gingernut biscuit was 3 seconds, but 8 seconds for a digestive biscuit."
8 seconds for a digestive?! That would result in serious biscuit integrity failure! Is the man mad?!
And a belt sander?
Dr Len Fisher is an enemy of astronomy and will be terminated.
If you quaff at at belt sander, could you explain gold to me. You let that one pass.
Besides, i have got through about half a cup in eight seconds. Eight seconds is enough time to let your tea go cold. Eight seconds, well there are all sorts of things you can do in eight seconds. Ask boris becker.
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