The story so far... part 2

With his hopes dashed of a return to academia, the admiral releases his frustration on his ideological enemies. His incompetent leadership is highlighted by his failure to even come up with a name for the movement. His increasingly illogical schemes to overthrow the RAS leadership are matched only by their increasing brutality. His total defiance of the authorities, combined with his inspired and considerable recent academic output however, has lead to increased support from the astronomical community. The award of the Glenn Cross will ensure he will remain a major player in astronomy until he is captured/terminated.

Various national and international authorities have tried to clamp down on the admiral and his associates. He is being hunted down, like the bitch he is.

He is wanted by the royal navy for fraud, by fifa for bringing the game of football into disrepute, by the crown for treason, by Dr Who for impersonating a timelord, by MI5 for disclosing restricted information, by the Butts cafe tribute band for doing a runner with the bands funds, by the RAS for crimes against astronomy, by NASA for blackmail, by the home office for traveling with a forged passport, by the CIA for kidnapping, by the FBI on bribery charges, and the Hungarian police want to question him about a double parking incident.

His accomplice Raw Power Guy is wanted by Lady Melanoid for hot lovin.

Opinion about the admiral is widespread, a google search revealed the following.

The Times says, "makes Osama bin Laden look like a terrorist."
The Guardian says, "makes Karl Marx look like a communist."
The daily Telegraph says, "makes Thatcher look like conservative."
Private Eye says, "makes Steve Coogan look funny."
Gay times says, "makes Elton John look gay."
Raw Power says, "makes Arnie look ripped."
Amir says, "can I have a slice of lemon in that?"

See also the story so far, (archive March 2005).