Never read a pop up book about giraffes
Muhammad Ali said, "I am the greatest". He never said I am the greatest boxer, or the greatest motormouth, simply the greatest. If he was not the greatest boxer, if he had never been a boxer he said he would be the greatest bin man or whatever he did.
Sure everyone knows that I am the greatest astronomer of all time. That is practically indisputable. Astronomy is not everything though, I have been told, there is also life. I thought Ali was wrong, surely I am the greatest. Now I am not sure.
After astronomy, blogging must be the most important part of life. I dreamed of the sweetest blog, truly unforgettable, touching all who read it. Alas the divine blog eludes me, and all other blogs I write are simply a tribute to it.
I my quest, I have trawled the oceans of the blogosphere, seeking enlightenment. As I hit the next blog button, I kept finding that the blogosphere is a small place, dominated by miserable teenagers, and moody adults who wont accept they are not teenagers. Perhaps I am the only blogger on a quest. Am I the only one seeking out something that is not there? Should I just get a job?
I registered my blog with blogwise, a sort of search engine for blogs. They asked in return that I mention them on my blog, so I just have. From there I have found out why I should not do a PhD, and who wants to be the first Kuwaiti astronaut, see miscellaneous.
I guess it is just natural for an overlord to want more than he can possibably achieve. Has anyone found true meaning out there? Let me know. Pope Gregory IX need not leave a comment.
Sure everyone knows that I am the greatest astronomer of all time. That is practically indisputable. Astronomy is not everything though, I have been told, there is also life. I thought Ali was wrong, surely I am the greatest. Now I am not sure.
After astronomy, blogging must be the most important part of life. I dreamed of the sweetest blog, truly unforgettable, touching all who read it. Alas the divine blog eludes me, and all other blogs I write are simply a tribute to it.
I my quest, I have trawled the oceans of the blogosphere, seeking enlightenment. As I hit the next blog button, I kept finding that the blogosphere is a small place, dominated by miserable teenagers, and moody adults who wont accept they are not teenagers. Perhaps I am the only blogger on a quest. Am I the only one seeking out something that is not there? Should I just get a job?
I registered my blog with blogwise, a sort of search engine for blogs. They asked in return that I mention them on my blog, so I just have. From there I have found out why I should not do a PhD, and who wants to be the first Kuwaiti astronaut, see miscellaneous.
I guess it is just natural for an overlord to want more than he can possibably achieve. Has anyone found true meaning out there? Let me know. Pope Gregory IX need not leave a comment.
posted by Overlord Rear Admiral Alan, Master of the Universe at 11:31 am
19 Comments:
Don't you love me?
sure i do, but we both need to move on. you have popal work to do, and i have to convince parliment to cut 3rd world aid to pay for a new observatory.
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Actually, I haven't had to do any popal work since 1241, so I'm up for a little popomastic fun baby. Not bad for an old boy of 850! (Hey, I'm older than Billy Boy). I think I'll treat myself to a new pope costume for my birthday. You like my robes admiral? I find them quite a turn-on. Perhaps when we next meet, I could see you in them. Whaddya say sweet cheeks?
Whoops!
i thought i had suddenly found fame. 14 comments in 3 hours, a new record. but no, just a multiple post.
if only i knew how to remove them.
btw, i would not mind dressing up a bit, but i must warn you i am not catholic.
Good news in the struggle against the RAS tyrants. Testing of the new smart bomb has been a resounding success. May I be the first to congratulate the admiral on his inventiveness and mastery in the art of deceiving the enemy. They will never see this one coming.
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