But it would mean changing the bulb

Oh dear, I am worried about self consistency in my blog. Who would have thought it, since my favorite TV show and inspiration for a carrier in astronomy, red dwarf, was notable for its disregard of such things.

What kind of astronomer actually decided that is what they want to do after watching red dwarf? Only a melon.

This is the kind of man who failed his astro engineering exam no fewer than 13 times, 14 if you count the time I had that seizure.

Well it appears I have just missed the point on what I was talking about, rewind. szxcswzxsc

Yes Friday the 15th of April, Edinburgh castle, the butts cafe tribute band gig. With the entire Illinois state police surrounding the venue, how did I get in, perform a legendary gig then dash 57 miles along the interstate to deliver $5000 US to save a church from demolision whilst being chased by the ku klux klan?

Getting in was easy of course, I put on a dress and a bit of lippy and I was just another groupie. Opened the show with everybody needs somebody to love. They could not touch me on stage, and the last number the rest of the band walked to the front of the stage, whilst I jumped in the trap door.

I hot wired hitler's car, which pissed off the kkk even more, then set out on a destruction derby of a ride. Boom, crunch, smash, it looked just like the final scene from the film blues brothers.

Do you accuse me of ripping off a scene from a film and pretending that it happened to me in real life. Well one of em sang and the other played the sax, I play sixth lead guitar so it is totally different.

I ran out of gasoline after 38 mile of this police chase (145236452 kilometers for them that use em) so I followed standard procedure for getting the attention of another motorist, as demonstrated in the link.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/050418/80/fglpr.html

the admiral