Admiral update
Made it into the uk without a hitch. Bill distracted customs by doing the high wire, when i passed through the gates.
Have been studying pidgeon behavior, customs and rituals this week. Taking notes in a park, think i have cracked into the pidgeon psyche. Got chucked out of the park after about three days, the park patrol insisted that i stopped collecting pidgeon poo samples.
Actually there is not much to update, except that i will be inspecting the prototype x wing helmit that will be standard issue to all physics professors from september 2005.
I must get in contact with all the anti RAS cardinals, so that we can bring in a strong physicist as the next pope. Suggestions welcomed.
the Admiral
Have been studying pidgeon behavior, customs and rituals this week. Taking notes in a park, think i have cracked into the pidgeon psyche. Got chucked out of the park after about three days, the park patrol insisted that i stopped collecting pidgeon poo samples.
Actually there is not much to update, except that i will be inspecting the prototype x wing helmit that will be standard issue to all physics professors from september 2005.
I must get in contact with all the anti RAS cardinals, so that we can bring in a strong physicist as the next pope. Suggestions welcomed.
the Admiral
posted by Overlord Rear Admiral Alan, Master of the Universe at 3:12 pm
3 Comments:
Pidgeons are ecosystem-friendly! A microbacterial organism inhabits turbulence created by their peculiar style of walking. Without this bottom-link in the food-chain, Britain would look like this.
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I believe Agent M has been compromised, as although she signs off as 'Agent M', she has given a link detailing her name, occupation, location and what she has been doing for the last few days. This sort of behaviour would put even James Bond to shame.
The only candidate for Pope the astronomy lobby have is Bill. He is the only one above the Papal age limit of 97. Convincing him to wear a dress and a large pointy hat might be more complicated.
Pigeons are vital to the survival of England and London in particular. KFC need them as a sustainable and cheap source of raw material. Nelson's column is actually an active underground volcan. Without pigeons to corrode the rock away, London would be in the shadow of a 17 km tall mountain. And pigeons were the inspiration for William Blake's 'Jerusalem'.
Enough libel for now. Bye.
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