How to cope without bill
I woke up on Sunday morning gasping for a cup of tea. Looked at the empty pillow besides my head and remembered bill isn't here.
The guy is a hero, no matter what kind of trouble with the authorities we are in, he never lets things seem bad. I had no milk, and being a bank holiday I did not expect to get any. A quick tour of the kitchen brought up only one realistic alternative, whipped cream. Hey, I thought, same difference.
I stirred it all in, and it looked rank. I closed my eyes and brought the cup to my lips, yuk, I spat it out and tipped the rest down the sink.
I am worried about bill, he may be good at the domestic stuff, but he is never going to outrun the RAS. I got a text last night, he was pulled up by the Hungarian police. He stayed calm and it turned out his headlights were not switched on.
So what am I doing about the prototype fusion reactor? Is it really true, that I am holding the global physics community to ransom by maintaining this pointless deadlock over the location of the project? In a word, yes!
Hey they don't want me on board, so why should I let anyone else on. Besides I always thought malumbimby would have made a much better site.
The guy is a hero, no matter what kind of trouble with the authorities we are in, he never lets things seem bad. I had no milk, and being a bank holiday I did not expect to get any. A quick tour of the kitchen brought up only one realistic alternative, whipped cream. Hey, I thought, same difference.
I stirred it all in, and it looked rank. I closed my eyes and brought the cup to my lips, yuk, I spat it out and tipped the rest down the sink.
I am worried about bill, he may be good at the domestic stuff, but he is never going to outrun the RAS. I got a text last night, he was pulled up by the Hungarian police. He stayed calm and it turned out his headlights were not switched on.
So what am I doing about the prototype fusion reactor? Is it really true, that I am holding the global physics community to ransom by maintaining this pointless deadlock over the location of the project? In a word, yes!
Hey they don't want me on board, so why should I let anyone else on. Besides I always thought malumbimby would have made a much better site.
posted by Overlord Rear Admiral Alan, Master of the Universe at 9:29 am
1 Comments:
Frankly, I find the suggestion that Raw Power is a frequenter of whores disgusting. Such a man would not waste testosterone on mere sperm production; Titan has more muscular fish to fry.
Equally disturbing is the suggestion that bill is capable of anything other than shaking uncontrollably.
I now have to vent my frustration on various shitty computer games.
Good day to you.
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