New tour dates added
Welcome Bloggers,
In honour of Billy boys 147th birthday, the Butts Cafe Tribute Band will be altering their tour dates. On April 15th the band will be playing at Edinburgh castle, and Billy will be guest vocalist.
All songs will be taken from the latest album, "Young, gifted and slack" and we will be performing our current US/UK chart topper "show me the way to the dole queue".
This will be the first time the band has toured since last summers abandoned tour after frank and iggy were tragically killed in a freak meteorite impact.
The new line up has Greg Chuckle on drums; Silent John on keys; Alexman, Mike, Grey, Dave, Tim Chuckle, and myself on guitar; and the game on vocals and bass. Please note that we are in need of a 7th guitarist, and if you know of someone who could fill these boots get in touch.
In honour of Billy boys 147th birthday, the Butts Cafe Tribute Band will be altering their tour dates. On April 15th the band will be playing at Edinburgh castle, and Billy will be guest vocalist.
All songs will be taken from the latest album, "Young, gifted and slack" and we will be performing our current US/UK chart topper "show me the way to the dole queue".
This will be the first time the band has toured since last summers abandoned tour after frank and iggy were tragically killed in a freak meteorite impact.
The new line up has Greg Chuckle on drums; Silent John on keys; Alexman, Mike, Grey, Dave, Tim Chuckle, and myself on guitar; and the game on vocals and bass. Please note that we are in need of a 7th guitarist, and if you know of someone who could fill these boots get in touch.
Further tour dates and ticket information can be reached at www.dont.be.a.doofas.and.follow.this.link.com
posted by Overlord Rear Admiral Alan, Master of the Universe at 4:52 pm
5 Comments:
Evenin' all.
Just thought I would attempt to start a few topics of conversation here.
Firstly, look out for 'Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go", a seminal post-modern Americ-anime featuring multi-coloured robot monkeys and the voice of Mark Hamill as the evil Skeleton King! And they say his career lies in pieces upon the cold, cold ground.
Secondly, Harj appears to be relaxing on the hardcore homophobia. I think he is exploring alternatives to marriage.
Thirdly, I believe putting cubes on coat hangers may prove beneficial; I achieved such a mindless state that I felt on the verge of a Buddhistic Enlightenment experience. I fell short, however, when someone mentioned I was using purple Maternity cubes instead of the regular black ones.
Finally, a momentous twin announcement. After months of deliberation, argument and soul-seeking, two pillars of seeming immensity and solidity have finally and irrevocably crumbled. I thus say to you; Radiohead suck! Pink Floyd suck! They are both shite! Dare to defy me!
On that bombshell...
From
Prof. Hans Bobbletoff,
University of Bognor Regis
(You should be able to guess...)
The Lord Alan is
A despot yes, but he is
Not a communist.
Dew spangles the grass.
Nesting swallows listen to
Butts Cafe Tribute!
The Overlord Rear Admiral Alan is my favorite absolute leader.
Down with the reactionary RAS!
Raw Power's got a healin' hand
Raw Power can destroy a man
Raw Power is a modern soul
He's got a son called rock'n'roll
I have previously agreed with Professor Hans with regard to Radiohead.
I have marked Pink Floyd as "questionable" but I have not listened to them recently... I feel I will again be agreeing with Professor Hans.
Hans Bobbletoff also pointed me to "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by William Shatner.
It is far worse than the title suggests. There are not words in the English language which can convey how abominable it is.
A song which would ruin the career of many, I feel Shatner can get away with...
"Some celebrities think they've got this whole image thing figured out, they can have fun with it, and they can make it their bitch. Sure, we like John Malkovich, and, sure, we thought it was cool and funny when he starred in Being John Malkovich. But for William Shatner, every day is Being William Shatner. Some celebrities get it, but Shatner so thoroughly gets it that "it" no longer exists. He's consumed "it." He's crawled up inside celebrity and made it explode, the way that Neo finally crawls into Agent Smith and makes him explode. (Uh, sorry -- Matrix spoiler, for all you Amish out there.)
As a result, Shatner is so damned awesome, so abundantly unexpected, so fucking necessary, he's practically Biblical. It would be an insult to Shatner to compare him to some other celebrity and suggest they are equivalents. There's only one other celebrity who comes to mind as being even one iota as cool as Shatner, in the way that Shatner is cool, and that's Leslie Nielsen. And the only way that Leslie Nielsen could ever be even remotely as cool as Shatner is if he'd spent the first half of his career flying around the cosmos banging space broads on Styrofoam rocks.
By the way, Shatner and Nielsen are both Canadian."
well on the band issue, surely the eternal conehead barlow would make a great disco ball. he is as shiney as willie thorne after putting his head in a bowling ball cleaner.
by humbie, i presume you are refering to agent humbo.
as for prof bobbletoff comments about the floyd, well i have not heard them lately, but i am starting to confuse the scissors sistors cover with the floyd's comfortably numb. i my head they sound identical.
Raw power truly can destroy a man
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