Beagle gambit pays off
Yes some of you are already aware and many more of you have suspected this, and today i can finally confirm that i, Overlord Rear Admiral Alan, Master of the Universe, did hijack the beagle 2 mission to mars.
In colaberation with an insider collegue at the European space agency, Damion Hurst, we fitted a jamming device and transmitter to the lander, preventing ESA from getting their grubby mits on the valuable data. I have spent the last year working on the data, and am now ready to publish my thesis on the six types of microscopic life that i have discovered on Mars. Please see www.admiral.alan.does.a.mars.walk.ac.uk for details. Surely i will get the nobel prize for this paper.
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Finally an evil laugh, wha ha ha ha...
The Admiral
Note that this work is fiction, and should not be taken seriously. I do not want a visit from the SAS, i think i would cry like a little baby.
In colaberation with an insider collegue at the European space agency, Damion Hurst, we fitted a jamming device and transmitter to the lander, preventing ESA from getting their grubby mits on the valuable data. I have spent the last year working on the data, and am now ready to publish my thesis on the six types of microscopic life that i have discovered on Mars. Please see www.admiral.alan.does.a.mars.walk.ac.uk for details. Surely i will get the nobel prize for this paper.
Note that this is a secure site and its contents are for a privaleged few. Be careful not to leave paper copies of this blog where a member of the RAS could get to it.
Finally an evil laugh, wha ha ha ha...
The Admiral
Note that this work is fiction, and should not be taken seriously. I do not want a visit from the SAS, i think i would cry like a little baby.
posted by Overlord Rear Admiral Alan, Master of the Universe at 2:34 pm
3 Comments:
NATIONAL SECURITY HAS BEEN COMPROMISED. YOU ARE MARKED FOR DELETION.
M.
Man i am in the shit. It was bad enough having MI6 on my back. Now MI5 as well.
Well you'll never catch me, i will live in the torra borra mountains, all i need is the bare essentials to survive. Water, food, heat, internet access, i can cope there. Except i dont like the sound of those giant man eating spiders.
On second thoughts, i will live on the london underground. Does anyone actually know the way around? No? Exactly.
Wha ha ha ha
I think that might be true. I dont ever recall seeing the driver on the circle line. They are probably about six years old, and too short to see through the window.
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